please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
if they don’t show us clips from haymitch’s games in cf im gonna burn lionsgate
Wholock AU: Sherlock gets sent back by a Weeping Angel and John decides to join him.
Please don’t hate me for doing this! Look, a Happy Epilogue!:
In which Sir Arthur Conan Doyle met a couple of mysterious men who solve crimes and decided to publish some stories about them.
Let’s just pretend Doyle likes Sherlock Holmes in this reality.
nooooooo THIS IS NOT HAPPY
“Moon Moon, don’t howl out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole pack.”
THAT’S IT WE FOUND IT
SHERLOCK IS AN OTTER
JAWN IS A HEDGEHOG
AND ANDERSON IS FUCKING MOONMOON
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole
i’m also going to have another daughter with the first name crystal and middle name meth for obvious reasons
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”